The Incurables
Bonnie Wright ~ Also known as "Ginny Weasley," a former member of the "Harry Potter" movie series cast, Bonnie currently exhibits symptoms of mental retardation and prefers to keep a red, plastic whistle in her mouth at all times, in case she needs to "blow the whistle" on a black person.
Jim Vanderzon ~ A former high school girls soccer coach in Sunnyvale, California, Jim Vanderzon now walks through life with a permanent expression of shocked incredulity at women who disagree with his own terrorist lunacy.
The Exoplanets of Earth
The Earth has twelve [12] exoplanets that have appeared mostly in science fiction novels, television series and movies. They are known for their visitors and are described briefly below.
As our apparent good fortune would have it, all twelve exoplanets currently have all eight cures considered necessary to heal the human race (in addition to all flora and fauna).
However, to our recent discovery, there are some who cannot be cured and for which there is no medically detectable cause, other than behavioral. These are individuals who exhibit characteristics of hatred and discrimination according to the Sibylline Oracles (hatred of those suffering from addiction; hatred of those who are not heterosexual; hatred of those who do not have white skin; hatred of women).
These are individuals who exhibit symptoms of mental retardation, with their face stuck in a permanent expression of incredulity and disbelief.
Exoplanet
1.
Camazotz
2.
Lament 0r "Speculoos"
3.
Gliese
4.
Adlantis
5.
Kepler
6.
Steller
7.
The Electric State
8.
The Uglies
9.
Alula
10.
Avatar or "The Pearls"
11.
Murpherian
12.
Valerian
Location
North by NorthEast
East by NorthEast
East
East by SouthEast
South by SouthEast
South
South by SouthWest
West by SouthWest
West
West by NorthWest
North by NorthWest
North
Known For
Pure Evil & Darkness
Transgender or "Pins"
Everything is "His" or "He," never a "She."
The nickname "Teleorion" & a Uranium Pool with a kitchen sink in it.
Only having a small strip of inhabitable land left, plus the Walmart guy.
The planet where everyone looks the same ~ like an idiot white, male named "Steller."
A brown-skinned man who turned everyone he could into robots.
A planet that required surgery by the age of 16 so everyone could be a "Pretty."
A planet where a white male named Jay cannibalized everyone on the entire planet.
Formerly known as Avatar, this planet's inhabitants eventually became known as the "Pearls."
Partially destroyed when Zeus turned the Seven Sisters into the Pleiades.
The location of the "Big Bang" that took place at 1100 BC due to a dirty Uranium explosion.
{1} Camazotz
"Camazotz" is an exoplanet featured in Madeleine L'Engle's A Wrinkle in Time series as a dark planet of pure evil that was said to have been already extinguished. This planet shares its name with a Mayan bat god of the same name. In L'Engle's series, Meg attempts to rescue her father (Mr. Murray) from the planet's darkness. However, Mr. Murray (also known by the name "Bill Moomaw") attempted to extinguish this exoplanet due to his racism, misogyny and hatred of all things. Bill Moomaw, along with the three witches (Oprah Winfrey, Reese Witherspoon, Mindy Kaling) are the most well-known of Camazotz's visitors. Bill Moomaw denied his love for Oprah, which is believed to have brought on his misogyny and racism that ultimately became directed at all people.
{2} Lament
"Lament" is an exoplanet known for harboring transgender individuals, including the male-to-female transgender the exoplanet was named after. "Pins" or "Pinheads" were made famous in the Hellraiser movie franchise, most of whom succumbed to an evil individual known in the 21st Century as "Doctor Oz" and his genetic clone, the Leviathan. The exoplanet's inhabitants were destroyed in a glass rain.
{3} Gliese
The word "gliese" means "glass" in the language of Luxembourg, a landlocked country in Western Europe of approximately 998 square miles. The exoplanet Gliese was believed to have been the last refuge of the citizens of Luxembourg, mostly descendants of Colonel Mustard, including the Colonel himself. In Italian, the word "glie" means "him," but never "her." The citizens of Luxembourg were also known for their misogyny, racism, and hatred of all things, as well as the banker who stole several properties in Atlantic City (and ultimately the entire Monopoly board game franchise from an Irish woman named Kelly MacDonald).
{4} Adlantis
The 4th exoplanet, "Adlantis," was the family name of a woman known on Earth as "Zoe Porphyrogenita" or "Empress Zoe." Around 1100 BC, Zoe became fed up with her society and left Earth with a few others for Adlantis, an exoplanet with a known Uranium pool. Upon her arrival, she became upset with the behavior of a small boy, and threw a kitchen sink into the exoplanet's Uranium pond. As a result, the planet began to slowly sink into the pond itself and Zoe ultimately left Adlantis for Earth with another woman named Helen & an individual known as Adam Driver. When the trio returned to Earth, they encountered Odysseus looking for his son. Zoe warned Odysseus not to tell Orion of their arrival, or they would surely be hunted to extinction. Hence the exoplanet's nickname, "Teleorion." Zoe was also known as the mistress of Alexander the Great, "Campaspe." On a different part of Adlantis, Adam Driver often returned and drove the inhabitants toward an endless consumption of fossilized coral, resulting the exoplanet's further destruction. Adlantis (and Adam Driver) can be seen in the 2024 movie "Megalopolis." Zoe can be seen in "Vikings Valhalla Season 3" as Sofya Lebedeva.
{5} Kepler
The 5th exoplanet, "Kepler," was known for only having a thick strip of inhabitable land left on it. This was due to the Walmart "guy" who left Earth and spent much of his time attempting to farm on it but only succeeded in letting the cattle overgraze. Around 500 BC, the Egyptian goddess Hathor attempted to exterminate his prior reincarnate but didn't succeed. His descendant was born in the mid 1960s and arrived on Kepler with Kelly Slater. The planet has since recovered and is now known as Kepler-186f. Kepler's dustbowl was featured in the movie "Interstellar" with Matthew McConaughey.
Kepler & the Video Introduction